Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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