Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
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i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
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For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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