I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
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If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
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Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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