After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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