We won't sleep together?
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
you didnt know i had herpes?
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
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