I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
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Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
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I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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