Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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