try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Pants are for mortals
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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