he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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