I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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