Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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