yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
All the doctor said was why
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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