Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
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He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
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