last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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