I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
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Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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