Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I wish i was in the wii world.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
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Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
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like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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