I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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