New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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