GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
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sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
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You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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