no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
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you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
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I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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