im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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