I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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