Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
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