I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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