I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Your dad touched me again.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
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I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
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Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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