she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
it glows. i had to have it.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
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Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
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He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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