do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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