Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
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going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
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First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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