And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Pants are for mortals
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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