Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
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