Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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