There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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