last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
The ass gains better be worth it
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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