Soap is not a condiment
My hand turned me down
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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