I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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