I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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