hell yes lets make some ravioli
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
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Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
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At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
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