I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
You're completely useless in the revolution.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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