what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
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I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
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After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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