Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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