ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
My dad just said "fuck circus"
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
