Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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