There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
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Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
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Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
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