and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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