i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
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He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
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You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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