I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
