Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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