how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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