Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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