Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
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Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
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I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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