You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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