1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
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They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
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One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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