Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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