dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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